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We'er takin' the HillB out of H*Billy cuz that sounds too much like Hillary and Billy

(Hillary for prison - 2020) YEEE HAWWWWW!!!!

This will be updated reel soon but don't hold yer breath cuz I am busier than a walking challenged man in an ass kicking contest!

I am busier than Hillary in a server wiping contest!!!

Ramblins

Well here it is, January 13th, 2019. Still almost two years before the 2020 presidential election and already potential candidates are throwing their name in the hat.

Who can forget that Wednesday morning just over two years ago when we woke to see "It's Trump!" blasted across the headlines of CNN.

Certainly not the Democrats, who still say the election was a fraud since their beloved Queen Hillary had won the popular vote. They forget we still have this little document in place known as The Constititon of the United States. But of course they try not to follow it except when it suits their needs, especially when misconstruing the use of the word welfare in the first sentence.

And certainly neither CNN nor FoxNews, the former who would go on to be the reporter of "What has Trump done wrong" and the latter who would go on to report "What has Trump done right".

And certainly not the Libertarian Party. In 2016 the Libertarians had their best chance in history to actually have a chance to make a name for themselves. But their choice to run against Trump and Hillary was Gary Johnson, former Governor of New Mexico, and his running mate, the former Governor of Massachusetts, William Weld.

William Weld was very popular in Democratic state Massachusetts. The two-time governor won his first term in 1990, and was the first Republican elected to govern the state since 1975. His second term was a landslide, winning by 71% in 1994.

Gary Johnson served as Republican of New Mexico from 1995 to 2003, when term limits took him out of the office. New Mexico is a moderate state, sometimes voting Republican, sometimes Democrat.

However history aside, in 2016 Gary Johnson came across as being very UNpresidential. Remember the interview when he mumbled while pantomiming he was biting his tounge? And, like usual in prior years, the Libertarian party failed to get their voice out. Perhaps if William Weld was the presidential candidate things may have turned out differently.

As for 2020 and the Libertarians, who can say. In my home state, the Libertarian leaning state of Arizona, the Libertarian party was not even represented on the ballot during the 2018 mid-terms. This was because of a bill that tighted the signature requirements for any smaller party to have a place on the ballot. This effectively keeps them from taking votes from the Republics.

Trump has already filed for the 2020 race. Will the Democrats risk yet another embarrasing loss by kowtowing to the Clintons and selecting Hillary for yet a third time?

Time will tell, but we're just getting started.

List of major delcared 2020 Democratic presidential candidates as of Jan 18th 2019

Recipes

Recipes from the woods

Open Face Beaver Burger

Give these a try for your after huntin party. If you can't find ground beaver tail, substitute ground bison or extra lean ground sirloin.

Ingredients

Directions

Brown the beaver in a couple tablespoons of olive oil. While its cooking, toast the buns, fry the eggs and chop the onions
Just before the meat is done, add the teriaki sauce and stir it in.
On two plates, place face up the two onion rolls. Atop that, add the meat, then cottage cheese, then green onion, and top with a fried egg.

Bon Appétit!

Seasoning Cast Iron Skillets

Cast iron cookware is all the rage these days with the youngsters. But hell, we been usin cast iron out here in the woods for a hundred years. We never did get on that bandwagon fer the artificial non-stick "teflon". That crap isn't very non-stick and eventually scrapes off into yer food. Nor did we take to likin that fake copper crap that they show on the TV. Instead we just kept right on a using our good ol' cast iron.

Here is how to season it properly

If you get yer hands on some cast iron it needs to be "seasoned". This means that we need to bake some kind of fat or or oil onto the surface. This will cook on hard and become a non-stick surface and also prevent rust. So when you leave it outside fer the dogs to clean up, and then it rains, it wont rust.

First of all, when you get yer cast iron, wash it real good with soap and very warm water. This will get off the dirt and any dog slobbers. But now it needs to be seasoned right away. There are different ways to do this but in the end, they are all essentially the same. You cook grease or oil into the surface.

Get your clean and dry cast iron and coat it reall good with lard. Iffin you aint got no lard you can use shortning like crisco. Then rub the grease all over the cast iron and rub it in real good, getting it all over the handle. (if its real cast iron it has a cast iron handle too). Put the grease on the bottom and inside, makin sure you coat all the nooks and crannies. Once this is all done, wipe off any extra and put it in the low oven, about one or two small logs of heat. If you have a store bought gas or electric oven thats about 200 to 225 degrees.

Let in sit in there for a few hours. It may smoke a little but thats ok. Soon it will look shiney black! Now its seasoned. If you missed any spots go back and do it again.

This seasoned skillet will last a long time. Don't wash it with soap. Just scrap out the old food and boil some water in it and scrub it up some to clean it. If you do have to use soap for some God forsaken reason, just reseason it.

Retrospective

My own personal opinion on a variety of topics.

Fightin a grizzly bear with a hand gun

The city folk who come out here to the woods always wear little bells on their shoelaces to scare away any griz they might come across while hiking. But you need to know if you are in griz territory.

It's easy to tell if you are on a griz trail just by looking at any bear crap you see (some folks call this scat). You can tell if it is grizzley bear crap because it will have little bells in it! Har Har Har

But seriously folks, the debate always comes up about which handgun is best for fighting a griz. If you get into a fight with a griz some folks say a S&W 50 cal is best because its a really big gun. I say a little .22 derringer. Because when that griz shoves that gun up yer ass, that little derringer will hurt a lot less. Har Har Har